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"Momma, there are cookies in the pantry, right?"
"Uh, yes, as a matter of fact there are."
"Well? Could you please ask me if I want some??" (She had just barely turned 2!)

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Aug 19, 2011 05:09 PM - Food - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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We were at the grocery store when my little girl passed some gas. She then said, "Mooom, you farted!!!" Imagine my embarrassment when everyone looked at me!!!

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May 18, 2011 04:02 PM - Bathroom Escapades - by Lorraine (woman)

 

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We were walking through the video rental store when my 5 year old daughter, who was learning how to read at the time, yells at the top of her lungs, "Mom, I saw the movie that was called Booty Call!" Everyone at the video store was laughing!

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May 18, 2011 03:54 PM - Miscellaneous - by Gordee (woman)

 

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At department store/ my 3 year old holds up a ruffly shirt:

Mama, this is BEAUTIFUL, you can wear this when you and daddy get married so you can laugh in bed.

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May 10, 2011 05:53 PM - Inappropriate - by mom mom (woman)

 

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Honey, You'll have to kook for it yourself, I'm busy

Mom, I can't look for it, I don't have any activate.

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May 10, 2011 05:52 PM - Miscellaneous - by mom mom (woman)

 

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"Mom, you're sexy...that means you're a dancing girl"

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Apr 4, 2011 11:15 PM - Inappropriate - by Michelle (woman)

 

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"Mom, I say its an accident and no one gets mad at me!"

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Apr 4, 2011 11:13 PM - Miscellaneous - by Michelle (woman)

 

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At Christmas time my husbands brother had had a diabetic incident which had given us all a scare. Our oldest was almost 5 at the time, so we tried our best to explain what had happened. Several weeks later during a car ride, he burst out "Blood sugar is NOT for kids!"

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Mar 23, 2011 07:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by Helle (woman)

 

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Today was the first soccer game for my 4 year old. She called Grandma to tell her about it. There's a boy named Nathan on her team. "He's special," said Elena. Grandma asked what made him special. "He has black hair," she said.

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Mar 19, 2011 06:35 PM - Heartwarming - by jras (woman)

 

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I was putting my daughter to bed and I asked her if she wanted to wear her Dora PJs or her Tinkerbell PJs..."No, Justin Bieber!" she exclaimed. She's only 27 months old and already has Bieber Fever!

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Feb 26, 2011 09:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by Jules (woman)

 

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